BREAKING NEWS: Summit County Judicial Candidate Lisa Carey Dean Terrorized by “Thoughts and Prayers”
Summit County, Ohio — In what experts are calling a groundbreaking expansion of legal standards, a judicial candidate and partner at Roderick Linton Belfance, LLP in Akron Ohio has successfully demonstrated that “thoughts and prayers” may now qualify as a threat.
Sources confirm the alarming sequence of events began when an individual attended a public political event — one requiring an RSVP — after registering in advance with no knowledge of who else would be present.
No confrontation occurred.
No threats were made.
No incident was reported.
Authorities say the situation remained stable for approximately…
Seven months.
Then, in a stunning development, the situation escalated.
A Civil Protection Order was filed…
The day before trial.
Legal analysts are now studying this innovative timeline, noting that fear can apparently:
• Remain dormant for half a year
• Activate precisely 24 hours before court
• And be supported by two completely unrelated interactions months apart
According to court findings, the “pattern of conduct” included:
• One email expressing “thoughts and prayers”
• One brief encounter at a public event
Experts confirm:
No threats.
No escalation.
No repeated behavior.
But still…
A legally recognized pattern.
Even more impressively, the court acknowledged there were no explicit threats of harm — while simultaneously determining that fear was present.
When asked how both can exist at once, officials responded:
“Next question.”
In a further twist, evidence that may have contradicted testimony was excluded due to authentication issues.
Legal scholars describe this as the increasingly popular:
“If we don’t look at it, it can’t hurt us” doctrine.
Meanwhile, the individual claiming fear…
• Continued litigating against the same person
• Fought to remain in the case
• Maintained active involvement in adversarial proceedings
Because nothing says “I’m in danger” quite like…
Choosing more proximity.
And just when you think it can’t get better…
This isn’t just any attorney.
This is a judicial candidate for Summit County.
Yes.
Someone seeking the authority to decide:
What counts as evidence
What counts as fear
What counts as truth
So let’s recap the new legal standard:
• Public event attendance = potential stalking
• “Thoughts and prayers” = questionable communication
• 7-month delay = immediate fear
• Two unrelated interactions = pattern of conduct
• Contradictory evidence = optional
And this is who wants to sit on the bench.
Summit County voters may want to take notes…
Because if this is the bar for evidence now…
The courtroom just became a very creative place.
Carey Ann George
Trauma Expert & Independent Investigator On Family Court Corruption & Failures
